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Andrew Smith's avatar

Imagine if Joey Chestnut was sentenced to death. "110 hot dogs and five glasses of water, please!"

He could really go out with a bang if he set a new record.

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BrianAlfred1983's avatar

The worst part about those eating contests is the dunking of the hotdog bun in the water. It's just gross.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Are you saying that liquid hotdog bun isn't gourmet!?!?

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BrianAlfred1983's avatar

It's like vomiting in reverse, it's absolutely terrible! It's gourmet vomit.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Sounds like something we can sell, but "gourmet vomit" is too long.

What do you think of "Gouromit"? Maybe just "Gromit"?

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Diane Perrine's avatar

This all seems like a sad and morbid part of life, but interesting at the same time. And for some reason, a little fascinating.

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